Guardians News: They Can’t Make Us Sad Today

DETROIT, MI - AUGUST 12: Cleveland Guardians relief pitcher Colin Holderman (35) pitches during a regular season Major League Baseball game between the Cleveland Guardians and the Detroit Tigers on August 12, 2026 at Comerica Park in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Scott W. Grau/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) | Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

The Guardians lost their fifth series in a row yesterday.

Chase DeLauter exited with mild hamstring tenderness.

Colin Holderman is dealing with wrist inflammation.

I am dealing with stomach indigestion watching this team.

AROUND MLB:

White Sox swept the Tigers and Phillies beat the Twins. From tomorrow onwards, I will just update the third wildcard race unless something bizarre happens with the White Sox and the Guardians find a pulse.