Everybody has “the hole.” The one that keeps you up at night, staring at the ceiling wondering how you’re going to walk off with double, at best. The hole you try to envision on the range, practicing your “fairway finder” (you are not going to find the fairway). It doesn’t matter how many you hit into the open field, once you get out to whatever hole it is, regardless of how you’re playing, the obstacles will be there. Out-of-bounds left (you’re miss is a snap hook). Water down the right side (you haven’t hit a draw in six years). Heavily-wooded areas lining the fairway (“straight down the middle” is something you only hear in that stupid commercial during tour events).
Sure, once in every 10 rounds, you do step up and hit a good one on “the hole.” A brief confidence boost before you inevitably find a way to f up the hole anyway. Next time you play it, you’ll do the math in your head and realize the percentage is very high that you revert back to the mean.
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I’m not sure if my co-worker E. Michael Johnson, a very worthy adversary on the golf course, was playing his version of “the hole” when this situation occurred, but it brought up a good debate. Here’s a direct message EMJ sent me last week:
Possible stupid golf problem. Hit one OB. Went to cart to get another ball. Returned to tee only to catch grief for not carrying another ball. I countered bad karma to do so. Led to an interesting discussion.
Oddly enough, this also happened in a group I was in last week – the person who hit what we thought was a lost ball did not have another one on him. Luckily, my other co-worker, Steve Hennessey, did have another. The carts weren’t even that far away, but having another ball does A. save a small amount of time and B. saves the person who hit one OB the shame of walking back to the cart and back to the tee while everyone waits and watches.
Having said that, I could not be more in EMJ’s corner on this one. I realize I sounded like a mentally weak little boy in the beginning of this column, but no golfer that I know goes to a tee box planning to hit one out-of-bounds. Bringing a second ball with you, even on “the hole,” is already admitting defeat. You are quite literally manifesting an OB ball. “Well, I got another one, just in case.” No, you have another one because you are clearly planning to use it. Bad karma, indeed.
Of course, some golf courses, particularly ones where you have to use carts, may have tee boxes that require long walks up steps or over bridges to get to them.. Those holes may also have a number of fearsome hazards or white stakes or what have you. And if you’re playing for money with some buddies who might be rules sticklers, in those situations, bringing two to the tee might just be necessary to keep play moving. If you’re playing casually, though, you can play everything lateral and just go drop wherever it “went in” to whatever it went into.
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I also respect the people who know their limitations and just always carry another one on them no matter what. Personally, I hate having anything another than tees, ball markers and a repair tool in my pocket. Another whole-ass ball is just plain uncomfortable in there.
Even on “the hole” (for me, the par-5 second at Basking Ridge, begging for a snap hook into the woods), I don’t ever bring a second ball. My plan is to aim down the ninth fairway way right and hit a power draw back to the second fairway and set up a momentous 5-iron into the green for a two-putt birdie, which has happened one time in approximately 20 rounds there so far. Nowhere in those plans is “bring a second ball just in case you’re dead off the tee.”
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